Hi, I'm Sam. 17, Maryland.

Television, Film, Theatre, Sandwiches.

 

queenpoutine:

Setting the time on ur phone to military time is such a “blood orange” thing to do yknow what i mean

nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

girlwhowasonfire:

do you ever hear a song so beautiful you feel like your heart is gonna explode if you don’t shout it from a mountain or tattoo all the lyrics on your body

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

instamatical:

If you ever think you’ve really messed up, please remember that today the NEWSIES tour literally left one of their principle actors at a rest stop on the way to their first city.

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(Source: smellycorpse)