Hi, I'm Sam. 17, Maryland.
Television, Film, Theatre, Sandwiches.
James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)
Forbidden Broadway: Comes Out Swinging (via perpetual—anticipation)
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details