Hi, I'm Sam. 17, Maryland.

Television, Film, Theatre, Sandwiches.

 

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn)

amy-fieldmouse:

queenidinamenzel:

So can we talk about what Playbill just tweeted, or…

I thought Samuel L Jackson was Madame Zeroni for like five seconds