i am so sorry for what i have made
SEDUCES ONE OF HIS LEADING LADIES
its my birthday and the struggle is real
my brother doesnt have a tumblr but his friends do and apparently they follow me because he just came into my room and smacked me upside the head for twerking on our dining room table
Home cinema
you are the future
(Source: t-h-e-b-a-d-b-i-t-c-h)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[febreze commercial] uh it smells like flowers in here. i don’t know maybe something fresh. it smells like i’m on a tropical vacation *takes off blindfold* HOLY SHIT DUDE WHY WAS MY FAMILY MURDERED?? I DON’T CARE IF YOU WANTED TO PROVE THE ODOR FIGHTING POWER OF FEBREZE
i was going to say i’d like a movie version of catch me if you can but then i realized.