Hi, I'm Sam. 16, Maryland.

Television, Film, Theatre.

 

missarmageddon:

justcallmephel:

tessaviolet:

blua:

#IT’S REAL AND LOOKS TINY BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FOCAL LENGTH

I can’t brain this. They look like miniatures.

this lens will cost you your arms, your legs, and your grand kids.

The technique is called “tilt-shift photography”.

(Source: cineraria)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

its my birthday and the struggle is real

my brother doesnt have a tumblr but his friends do and apparently they follow me because he just came into my room and smacked me upside the head for twerking on our dining room table 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[febreze commercial] uh it smells like flowers in here. i don’t know maybe something fresh. it smells like i’m on a tropical vacation *takes off blindfold* HOLY SHIT DUDE WHY WAS MY FAMILY MURDERED?? I DON’T CARE IF YOU WANTED TO PROVE THE ODOR FIGHTING POWER OF FEBREZE

montparnnasse:

i was going to say i’d like a movie version of catch me if you can but then i realized.