Hi, I'm Sam. 17, Maryland.

Television, Film, Theatre, Sandwiches.

 

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

(Source: pyrooar)

Meet me in the fucking pit

James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

And now the president of the Jason Robert Brown fan club: Jason Robert Brown!!!

Forbidden Broadway: Comes Out Swinging (via perpetual—anticipation)

pulpfanfiction:


nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details